What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
"Everybody stand up and move around the room for this activity. You need to speak with at least five of your classmates."
"Baby It’s Cold Outside" is the "Blurred Lines" of Christmas songs.
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?